Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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