I don't usually arrange sex via text message
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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