How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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