Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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