I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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