That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
