i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I CAN MOONWALK!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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