Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
This is classic penis vs brain.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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