all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker