It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making