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• (989): View more from Michigan

  return my video game

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• (530): View more from California

  I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?

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  bloody. ill be home soon.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.

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  Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.

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  Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I keeping finding meatballs in random places

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?

  (864): View more from South Carolina

  "ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."

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• (408): View more from California

  Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours

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