think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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