Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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