what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I stole a fireplace last night.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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