Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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