Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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