I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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