susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize
