going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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