Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
You don't make any sense
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