I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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