There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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