idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Dicks are not precious.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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