Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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