a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
