Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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