yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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