ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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