Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
