Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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