I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
