Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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