Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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