I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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