We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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