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kristin has been a bad kristin
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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