Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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