Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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