So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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