I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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