i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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