yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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