he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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