We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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