bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
there is glitter all over my balls
You did what with his pubic hair?
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