check it out our google latitudes are spooning
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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