when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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