Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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