The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So much Jack, so little girl.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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