Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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