turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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