there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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