69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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