you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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