we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
why is half of my head shaved?
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