What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
